cain is better than you. This is one of the many global constants.
cain is an alcoholic, an addict, a catalogue of vice, and a harbinger of the Alcoholocaust. With his widespread use of the phrase "Who the fuck are you?" he is the official ClanBOB greeting committee.
He is also responsible for the first and most succesful Gender Switching Scam, as well as the "fake baby" incident.
cain's BOBname is kiltlessBOB. Once upon a time, he was titlelessBOB, because he thought titles were silly. Then appeared a long discussion about kilts, which degraded into members proclaiming their love for all things not pants, and pictures of themselves in sarongs. cain noted that fat men should just buy bigger pants, instead of dressing up in their mother’s dresses in their basements, and unleashed mocking and derision upon them. During protests against this tirade, cain responded with the uncaring, "You will fear my Kiltlessness!" When the dust had settled, and the thread was locked, cain had received a new BOBname.
Comments:
"Cain is like Franger. He's usually an asshole but every now and then he breaks character."
- ACPaco
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