<Inferno> TO RUSSIA!

<Inferno> OK we're in Russia now.

<Inferno> I moved the channel to Russia using France as a gravitational slingshot.

<Inferno> Keigo died in the process.

<Inferno> He got better, though.

<Dr_Nefarious> fucking keigo

<Dr_Nefarious> and his crazy regen

<Dr_Nefarious> would it kill him to stay dead for a few years?

<Inferno> And that is probably the wittiest thing that anyone's ever said in this channel.

<qedi> MR. T puts the T in IT

<Inferno> See what I mean?

<Inferno> Cloust, you're not going to amount to anything in life, but at least your sister's hot.

<Inferno> Send pix

<cloust> linferno,you dont want pix

<Inferno> Why no pix?

<Inferno> You want her all to yourself, don't you!?

<cloust> yeah. she's my bitch

<Inferno> D:

<Inferno> Share plz

<cloust> no. my bitch

<Inferno> plz plz

<cloust> if you cure me of the sickness I currently have, then yes

<Inferno> How sick are you?

<Inferno> I'll cure it if it's easy enough and if your sister is hot enough.

<cloust> I feel like I have meningitis

<Inferno> Turn your neck.

<cloust> didnt work

<Inferno> Does your neck hurt?

<cloust> its a little stiff

<Inferno> Does it hurt?

<cloust> not really

<cloust> everything above my shoulders feels weak

* Keigo snickers.

<Inferno> You don't have meningitis, then.

<Inferno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meningitis

<Inferno> Plus, if you did, you'd probably be dead already.

<Inferno> Alright. I cured you of your meningitis. Now send hot sisterpix.

<Keigo> Ahh, self-diagnosis through wikipedia. Why do we even need doctors anymore?

<Inferno> Because they don't spout bullshit for porn.

<Keigo> Obviously we do not go to the same doctors.

<cloust> Im not cured, I still want to die

<Inferno> I guess my doctors have degrees.

<-- cloust has quit (Quit: I'll be free one day)

<Inferno> It would be fun to capture cloust forever to spite her quit message.

<Inferno> Y'know.

<Inferno> Beyond the obvious perks of having a caged 16-year-old girl.

<Rev> Oh!

<Rev> You mean like jabbing her in the eye with a rock?

<Rev> And then she can't do anything back!

<Inferno> YES!

<Rev> And you can scream Japanese insults at her!

<Rev> SILLY GIRL, FAILING YOU ARE AT THE CAGE ESCAPE?!

<Inferno> And filling the cage with water making her think I'mna drown her, and then let the water out right after she takes her last breath from the top.

<Rev> That'd be funny, too.

DC: i'm turning gay for valentines

Rev|Sleep: Yeah?

*** You are now known as Rev.

Rev: Hmm

DC: to spite the ladies

Rev: Hmmmmmmmmm.

Rev: that's not a bad idea.

DC: yes

DC: you should be my butt-buddy, i mean valentine, rev

Rev: I'll do it as an excuse for not having a dat-wait, shit. I think I asked some girl and she said yes. Wait...I can't remember

Nick: Kill her.

Agent1: IT IS NOW 2006

Kai: I suppose it would be a bit far for casual boating.

Guidout: is it?

Guidout: oh, that stupid "it's actually a day ahead of what it says it is" thing

Kai: I always get errors when trying to synchronize my computer's time with the windows server.

Agent1: What?

Agent1: Guido, are you complaining about how time works?

Guidout: yes

Agent1: You can't change how time works.

Kai: Guido will one day be an evil genius.

Kai: Out to DESTROY TIME.

<Inferno> So according to the phone technician, our phone isn't plugged into the grid. This is odd, since we get our Internet through the phone line.

<Inferno> The phone technician was very, very perplexed by this.

<[Mr-Malign]> It's like that episode of Family Guy where the Griffins weren't technicly apart of the US

<[Mr-Malign]> I imagine youe country suffers from all the outsourcing

<Inferno> No, it's not like that at all.

<Inferno> It's more like the episode in the Simpsons when Homer is inside, and then another Homer walks by the window. It's not possib.e

<Inferno> s/b.e/ble/

<Inferno> But here I am, talking to you.

<Inferno> And my roommate's playing WOW. All in spite of the fact that the phones are down.

<[Mr-Malign]> Own country.

<Inferno> Two Homers.

<[Mr-Malign]> Own country.

<Inferno> Two Homers.

<[Mr-Malign]> Own country.

<Inferno> Two Homers.

<[Mr-Malign]> Own country.

<Inferno> Two Homers.

<[Mr-Malign]> Own country.

<Inferno> Two Homers.

<[Mr-Malign]> Own country.

<Inferno> Two Homers.

<[Mr-Malign]> Own country.

<KevBot> Two Homers.

<[Mr-Malign]> Own country.

<KevBot> Two Homers.

<[Mr-Malign]> Curses

<Inferno> Muahahaha.

<[Mr-Malign]> forget own country

<[Mr-Malign]> Own country.

<Inferno> Two Homers.

<[Mr-Malign]> Own country.

<KevBot> Two Homers.

<[Mr-Malign]> If I make it so he replies to two homers with own country, would he loop?

<Inferno> No. It ignores its own output.

<[Mr-Malign]> Ar

<Inferno> This quote is going on the wiki.

<Inferno> Mang. They changed the IRC protocol the other day. You can't quit with /quit any more.

<Inferno> /quit see?

<-- Janky has quit (Client Quit)

<Inferno> Hahahahahaha

<DC> owned

--> Gullible has joined #ClanBOB

<Gullible> bastard

<Inferno> HAHAHAHAHAHA

--- Gullible is now known as Janky

<Rev> Hahahaha. "We're sorry sir, there is no...Jack Angus McFrench in Quality Control."

<Xaenyth> hahaha!

<Rev> She sounds so confused.

<gharbad> rev... you terrible person

<Dr_Nefarious> hahaha

<Agent1_> Oh man

<Dr_Nefarious> Ror.

<Rev> It's so great, I call and go through the automated menu and talk to the lady and she's all "Bonjour, how can I help you?" "Yes, could I speak with Jack-Angus McFrench in Quality Control, please?" "...could you repeat that, please?"

<Xaenyth> Did you actually call?

<Dr_Nefarious> I love you rev

<Rev> "Jack-Angus McFrench, I can spell it, if it would help. He's really french, if that helps, too."

<Rev> Xae: Yeah

DC: KER BILLIONAIRE!

Keigo: I'd ask Regis what he was wearing

Rev: "EXTREME SEXY-PENI-JITSU CHAKRA SWORD BLADE!!!!!"

Keigo: "Keigo, this is Regis with Who Wants To Be-" "Yeah yeah...what color are your pants...?"

Keigo: "Are they...pleated?" "Yes..." "OH GOD"

Rev: "Uhh...Keigo. Chris is here, he needs you hel-" "I don't fucking care. Take your pants off and wave your penis at the screen."

Keigo: "Roll those hips, the audience needs a reason to watch"

DC: "Ok, now touch Chris with it."

Rev: That's when I pipe in from my chair "And sing 'Carry On Wayward Son' and pretend your penis is the microphone."

Keigo: "NO NOT THERE"

Rev: "MY EYE!"

Keigo: "GODDAMNIT REGIS You act like you've never done this before"

Rev: Do you think Regis screams "Is that your final answer?!" while he's having sex?

Keigo: I know I would

DC: "We KNOW what you did backstage on the Regis and Cathy lee show!"

DC: "you, the Best Boy, AND the Key Grip"

Rev: Then when the woman's saying "Yes! YES!" over and over, he get's really quiet, stares at her for a full five minutes and says "

Rev: "You're correct! For a mouthfull of semen!"

<Rev> You god damned white people and your Japanese thoughts. Go back to France.

<Xaenyth> HAHAHAHA!

<Rev> I've said a lot of stuff in the IRC, but that was, by far, one of the stupidest things ever.

<Rev> I'm going to give myself a reward.

<synk> Amusing, though, that we only *seem* to get Presence's attention when someone here bashes BF.

<Inferno> BF sucks.

<synk> Like, should I do that if I want to talk to you?

<Presence> hi

<synk> ha ha ha

<Inferno> AHA!

Rev: When did my journal entries get so long?

Solid_Snake: when you became a "blogger"

Rev: Noooo.

Solid_Snake: o0h, by the way, we've been meaning to talk to you about that, rev.

Solid_Snake: yeah, see the guys all had a talk, and you're out of the band

Rev: But...

KevBot: but are you a girlll ?

Rev: But I helped MAKE the band

Solid_Snake: you're just too uncool, with the whole blog thing

Rev: Oh,

Rev: Well fine.

Rev: I'm going to write a long entry about this.

Solid_Snake: err, yeah

Solid_Snake: you do that

Rev: Fine then, I will.

Solid_Snake: you sahould

Rev: I will.

Solid_Snake: i'll make one about having to kick you out

Solid_Snake: it'll be great.

Rev: And then we'll have blog wars.

Solid_Snake: excellent

Rev: Indeed.

Rev: And after some turbulance, we'll eventuall get back together under a new name after kicking out the drummer for injecting heroin into his eyeball on a nightly basis

Rev: eventually, even.

Solid_Snake: just a quick question.

Solid_Snake: which instrument do I play?

Rev: The...cowbell?

Solid_Snake: no, that's kai

Rev: Oh yeah.

Rev: Lead guitar?

Solid_Snake: maybe.

Solid_Snake: i thought it had stirngs, though

Rev: It's okay. I have another band to fall back on.

Rev: This Man, This Beast is a gravy train, baby.

Solid_Snake: sure it is.

Rev: It...it is, I swear.

Rev: And who plays the tamobourine?

Solid_Snake: NOT ME

Solid_Snake: i bet it's keigo

Rev: Not it!

Rev: It has to be Keigo.

Solid_Snake: yes

Rev: He didn't say "Not it"

Rev: Who sings?

Solid_Snake: 123 not it

Rev: Not it.

Solid_Snake: inferno

Rev: Looks like Keigo sings, too.

Rev: Or Inferno.

Solid_Snake: inferno sings

Rev: BandBOB.

Solid_Snake: i'm on guitar, kai is on cowbell, keigo rocks the tambourine, inferno is lead vocals, and what do you do?

Rev: Good GOD, Mario Cantone's voice hurts.

Inferno: ?

Rev: Rhythm guitar.

Solid_Snake: oh right

Inferno: I like the sound of this. I have no idea what's going on.

Rev: Someone's gotta do drums and someone's gotta do bass.

Inferno: What's going on?

Solid_Snake: it's the band we just kicked rev out of

Rev: We're BandBOB, Inferno

Rev: Yeah.

gharbad: Gharbad on drums!

Inferno: BandBOB, and I'm lead vocalsz?

Solid_Snake: only to let him back in later

Inferno: Sweet.

* Inferno rocksors the hizzouse.

Rev: Gharbibble on drums!

Solid_Snake: agent on keytar

* gharbad rocks out real hard on the drumbs

Solid_Snake: and nick on the synth

gharbad: drums

KevBot: drums are better

Inferno: Give me a saxophone, and I'll jazz up the hizzouse, also.

Rev: Nick's TOTALLY synth.

gharbad: kai sucks

Inferno: SYNK SHOULD BE SYNTH

gharbad: nick sucks

Solid_Snake: synk is...

Solid_Snake: bass guitar

Rev: That's why Kai's cowbell.

Inferno: SYNTHR0NIZED

Inferno: Synth0cized

Solid_Snake: ok, nick is bass, sank is synth

Inferno: Also, I apparently have mastery over the letter z.

Solid_Snake: we wera dark sunglasses at night

Inferno: I don't!

gharbad: we're not corey heart

Rev: Inferno: That's one of our albums.

Rev: "Mastery over the letter z"

Inferno: Now get to work you lazy BOB.

Inferno: You don't even have a BOBname,.

Inferno: So there.

Guido: yes i do

KevBot: so there is glare

Inferno: We're all ELDERER THAN YOU

Inferno: Wait, what?

Solid_Snake: i told the assa thing I get naked for money, and it hasn't said a word since

*** assa_24 has signed off IRC (Ping timeout).

*** Fiftyeight has signed off IRC (Quit: ).

Solid_Snake: i shocked it so bad, it fell off the internets

Rev: Ahahah

Rev: I just got a mental image of that

Rev: Just like I gave my friend a mental image of me flirting.

Solid_Snake: shit, that sounds terrifying

2-D: I see a gun involved.

Rev: "It will end with me grabbing her chest and screaming 'THESE GO IN MY MOUTH!' "

Solid_Snake: yep.

Solid_Snake: terrifying.

Revolution_Man: It'll pull itself together in about 20 minutes when someone makes a post about how Jesus was black, and a woman, and a lesbian pirate.

DC: and i'll post about how i would totally do jesus

Kai: hey inferno why don't you MARRY math?

gharbad: blor

gharbad: shower time

KevBot: shower time is now

*** Volkai has signed off IRC (Ping timeout).

Guido: of math had a physical manifestation, I'm sure inferno would have wooed and been rejected by it by now

Inferno: Because I'm gonna marry you, Kai.

Guido: or that

Guido: that works, too.